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What else is possible?

LIFE MASTERY JOURNEYS

What else is possible?

August 2025

Cartoon parody wellness poster featuring smiling vegetables, a person with a Salad Patch™ on their arm, and a Straw Patch™ on their foot. Title text: “Join the Salad Patch™ & Straw Suckers™ Movement!” on a beige background with wide border.

Patchology: Join the Salad Patch & Straw Suckers Movement

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Cover image for the poem ‘Of OctoPi and OctoPhi: The Eightfold Key’ showing a vintage-style octopus with spiraling tentacles beside an ornate key on a dark teal ocean backdrop

Of OctoPi and OctoPhi: The Eightfold Key

From the Loom Beyond, personal growth, poetry, self-healing, whispers /

Of OctoPi and OctoPhi: The Eightfold Key Oh octopus,creature of the deep,what is it you concealwithin your secret keep? Stories of wonder,stories of play—or stories of yonderand dismay? Oh octopus,creature so deep,eight-armed magician,what secrets do you keep? With flexible, crafty tentaclesyou navigate your world:one moment inquisitive,one moment recoiled. Oh octopus,creature of the deep,retreated to your

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How to Tell Divine Guidance from Spiritual Seduction​

belief work & transformation, channeling /

Do You Even Know Who’s Talking? The Hidden Dangers of Undiscerning Channeling You’re sitting quietly. Maybe you’ve lit a candle. Maybe you haven’t.A stillness settles in.A presence arrives.Words begin to flow.And you… you open. But do you even know who’s talking? In the world of spiritual awakening, channeling can feel like a shortcut to truth.Why

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Spooked – From the Loom Beyond

belief work & transformation, From the Loom Beyond, personal growth, poetry, whispers /

On the loom of beyond,white cockatoos appear,threads of innocence bathed in sunlight,gathering seeds of quiet abundance,each morsel a gift of plenty. A hinge sighs—no hawk, no storm,yet the weave shivers,the air stirs with a flurry of wings,as if ghosts had risen from the soil,and peace, and innocence scatter. Spooked. Oh, dear human mind,so proud of

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