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Patchology: Join the Salad Patch & Straw Suckers Movement

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Of OctoPi and OctoPhi: The Eightfold Key

Of OctoPi and OctoPhi: The Eightfold Key Oh octopus,creature of the deep,what is it you concealwithin your secret keep? Stories of wonder,stories of play—or stories of yonderand dismay? Oh octopus,creature so deep,eight-armed magician,what secrets do you keep? With flexible, crafty tentaclesyou navigate your world:one moment inquisitive,one moment recoiled. Oh octopus,creature of the deep,retreated to your

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How to Tell Divine Guidance from Spiritual Seduction​

Do You Even Know Who’s Talking? The Hidden Dangers of Undiscerning Channeling You’re sitting quietly. Maybe you’ve lit a candle. Maybe you haven’t.A stillness settles in.A presence arrives.Words begin to flow.And you… you open. But do you even know who’s talking? In the world of spiritual awakening, channeling can feel like a shortcut to truth.Why

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Spooked – From the Loom Beyond

On the loom of beyond,white cockatoos appear,threads of innocence bathed in sunlight,gathering seeds of quiet abundance,each morsel a gift of plenty. A hinge sighs—no hawk, no storm,yet the weave shivers,the air stirs with a flurry of wings,as if ghosts had risen from the soil,and peace, and innocence scatter. Spooked. Oh, dear human mind,so proud of

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Echoes of Karma: From the Loom Beyond

From the Silent Loom The thickest knots you have untangled,revealing the shimmering tapestry of creation.Only fine strands now rise above the surface of tintillating light—not wounds,but questionsas vast as the galaxies you once only dreamed. Not punishment,but pattern.Not betrayal,but contrastto know the freedom of truth. Pure bent strands remain, untangled—waiting,still,for you to notice resonance.Ready to

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Why Your Bucket Won’t Hold the Good Stuff

Why Your Bucket Won’t Hold the Good Stuff …and what belief clearing for energy leaks has to do with it When the Good Things Won’t Stay You’ve done the work. Read the books. Tried the healing sessions. Maybe even had real moments of breakthrough—glimpses of joy, peace, connection. But somehow, it doesn’t seem to last.The

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Spiritual Overload: Why Your Path Feels Heavy and how to Clear Karma

Why is Belief Clearing a Must When you Feel Spiritual Overload? You’re Not Lazy. You’re Overloaded. If you’ve ever felt like your spiritual path used to flow — but now feels heavy, exhausting, or joyless — you’re not alone. Many seekers burn out not because they’ve failed… but because they’re overloaded. You carry karma you

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Realizing Your True Essence: Enlightenment Within

Awakening to Your True Essence What if you were originally enlightened, and that state simply got covered over? Does that sound preposterous? But what if it were true? Can you just imagine it for a moment— what would it be like if enlightenment were not some distant, unreachable goal, but your natural state that you

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When Everything Changes, Choose Presence

Change can feel like a sudden storm blowing into your life, leaving everything you know scattered and upside down. It can feel pretty unsettling, right? So what to do when everything changes? What if, instead of trying to fight the whirlwind, you chose stillness? What if, when everything shifts and you feel like a rug

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